Abbey Jokes

S.K "why do women typically have smaller feet than men?"

S.C. "I don't know."

S.K. "So they can stand closer to the stove."


S.C. "What did one Nun say to the other Nun?"

S.K. "I dont know.. what?"

S.C. "Nunthing!"

S.K. "here are some yummy apple peals..."

S.C. "oh thank you!!"

a minute later... "OH!!! my... sour!!!"
"sistah K... was there some lemon in here!!???"

S.K.. "Oh, yeah there was..." snicker.. snicker from the kitchen tonight...